I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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