I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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