He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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