and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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