dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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