It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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