is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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