My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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