This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
i out mim tonsoeep
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