Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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