we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
