haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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