is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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