two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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