that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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