why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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