well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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