whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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