Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You were trust falling into bushes
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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