I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
