so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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