I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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