Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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