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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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