He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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