I'm drive I can fine osifer
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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