Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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