ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
