summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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