; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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