SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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