What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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