Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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