Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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