chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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