he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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