What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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