What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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