So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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