I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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