i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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