I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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