She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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