My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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