After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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