everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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