I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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