Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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