i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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