You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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